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Ethan | 28 | he/him | Ask me about Air Bud
Why did the man get his own jar but the girls had to share the cup. I think it’s misogyny
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Just found what may be my worst draft ever
california dmv plate: “POTENT CUM”
Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES
DMV: HE’S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK
Verdict: APPROVED
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There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO
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we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong
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