only-tiktoks:

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churchbathroom:

Why did the man get his own jar but the girls had to share the cup. I think it’s misogyny

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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weaver-z:

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Just found what may be my worst draft ever

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animentality:

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play-now-my-lord:

california dmv plate: “POTENT CUM”

Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES

DMV: HE’S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK

Verdict: APPROVED

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lovecestmoi:

she’s literally just like me

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weaver-z:

There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

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nyanoraptor:

we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong

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zackisontumblr:

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